rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

dah-dahmer:

Jag kände mig tvungen.

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

gothambitches:

eisuverse:

sarahreesbrennan:

still-notagrownup:

tikiroombirds:

agrabahprincess:

wellmakeawish:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

IM THE SAME HEIGHT AS RAPUNZEL YAAAAAY

Same height as Jasmine!

Same as Meg + Jane!

belle & meg :)

Guess I’m too tall to be a Disney princess. ;) Sorry you can’t handle every inch of this awesome, Disney! 

Weird… Tiana is 170cm and they listed her as 5’7” but Jane also 170cm yet they list her as 5’6”… dun dun dunnnnnn

Also, I’m Quasimodo’s height. Niiiice.

Same tall as Peter Pan ! Am I too short to be a princess too ? XD WHatever I can be a lost boy !

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

BBC, telling it how it is

thepresidentsshoelaces:

This is Yahoo right now

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

pizza:

this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson

kilionmywaywardthorin:

istherenothingyouwouldnotdo:

Let me explain you a thing.

When I say I adore Misha Collins, I don’t mean because he’s attractive or funny (though that comes into it), I mean because he is a genuinely nice person.

I was at Asylum 10 this weekend, and for Misha’s autographs he wasn’t allowed to personalise things because of time constraints which is fair enough. However, when I was getting mine, I managed to blurt out (I mean it I was shaking really hard) how important it was to meet him, as Asylum 10 was a goal for me not to kill myself.

The second I said that he stopped writing and looked up at me, and his response was:

“You need better goals.” I almost laughed but I was really trying not to cry, so I responded with:

“No. I don’t.” At this point, he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, pen still off the paper. He looked up at me, shaking and almost crying and smiled and said the simplest thing. At this point he let my hand go.

“See you next year?” I nodded, I was shaking really hard and I picked up the picture and went to leave, but he grabbed my hand again and pulled me back a little. He asked for my name and then wrote what it says on the top left hand corner. He squeezed my hand and smiled and then let me go.

no, I’m not crying

it’s just Misha Collins and his kindness and his big heart in my eye